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How Unlucky Was He..

DeathsDoor
Mar 14, 2013
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A man was found face down in a stream, Christopher Bello Alarcón 44-years old  suffered from blackouts. He was found by a woman out walking her dog. 

 

  • scooped away

    its bob lol must have been his wife ^^^ she fell in looking for him

  • Eat Shit And Die

    DD, I see what you mean now in that thread on G2G, but I didn’t lift them here I took them from Goregrish

    • DeathsDoor

      No worries! it’s all good fun 😉

  • Eat Shit And Die

    NO IT’S NOT, I DEMAND WE FALL OUT >.>

    • DeathsDoor

      Out the window drunk maybe!

  • Eat Shit And Die

    I snapped my coccyx last october falling out drunk, I have not got drunk since oct, from a daily drinker.

  • DeathsDoor

    Im gonna put my glasses on.. I thought you said “snapped ya cock”
    But never the less thats good going.

  • Eat Shit And Die

    Well I can’t remember other than now, since I was around 18 going any longer than a week or so with out a drink, this is like a world record for me.

  • DeathsDoor

    And dont miss it either I guess?

    • Eat Shit And Die

      At the beginning it was very difficult, like first 6 weeks, then it starts to get easier, plus i am given a bunch of opiates and valium and stuff and for my injuries and they make me want to drink less anyway,.

  • DeathsDoor

    I should drink less.. Couple of glasses of wine never hurt anyone! got to get my 5 a day some how 😉
    My brother use to nick my dads valium the little fucker! hes out on Wednesday.. pentonville.

  • Eat Shit And Die

    How long has he been in butlins for.

  • DeathsDoor

    Hes done 14 months I think, then was out on tag, for 3 months then he cut the fecking thing off and had to go back again for another 6 months, the place he was bailed to on tag he got kicked out of, catch 22, couldn’t even give him a bail hostel, so back to nick he went pffft he’ll never change, be straight back out doing what he does.. Always been the same.. unlike me! I never as much get a parking ticket wink wink.

  • Eat Shit And Die

    Well he sounds like most the guys I grew up with…

    Sort out skype u bleeding vagina…

    • DeathsDoor

      Blimey! still aint done that have I pffft

  • Eat Shit And Die

    No you haven’t have you <.<

  • scooped away

    what kind of throw down do you call that lol

  • DeathsDoor

    Throw up more like!

  • scooped away

    lmao